Tuesday, March 17, 2009

#69 Saying "Let's close in prayer"

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At the end of any sort of talk given where Christians are known to be present, the speaker will say "Let's close in prayer." They cannot help themselves.

8 comments:

David said...

My List of the Ten Most Innapropriate Times to Say "Let's Close in Prayer":

--While someone at the table is choking on a chicken bone.
--Before paying cab fare
--When your date leans in to give you a kiss.
--After burning an effigy of the other team's mascot.
--In Hell
--While appearing as a guest on the Bill Maher Show.
--When your sexual partner says "Okay,now it's my turn."
--While sticking up a bank.
--In Heaven
--During another prayer.

Mumsy said...

An 11th commandment: After you rear-end a guy on the freeway and then try to lead him to Jesus.
No kidding, my friend's crazy brother tried to do exactly that.

Steve said...

What I love is when the pastor makes it a question rather than an exhortation: "Will you pray with me?" instead of "Let us pray."

jeremy said...
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jeremy said...

LOL that's going to be my new line for socially inappropriate and/or (dare I say) awkward situations.

Kadi said...

As a Sunday School teacher, I am so guilty of saying this on a regular basis.


WV: tonymin: a miniature version of Tony Soprano

the nibbling marmot said...

Love the top ten.

Susan deWaalMalefyt said...

hehehhehehe their feet are bare :)