this blog is devoted to the stuff american evangelical culture likes
My List of the Ten Most Innapropriate Times to Say "Let's Close in Prayer":--While someone at the table is choking on a chicken bone.--Before paying cab fare--When your date leans in to give you a kiss.--After burning an effigy of the other team's mascot.--In Hell--While appearing as a guest on the Bill Maher Show.--When your sexual partner says "Okay,now it's my turn."--While sticking up a bank.--In Heaven--During another prayer.
An 11th commandment: After you rear-end a guy on the freeway and then try to lead him to Jesus. No kidding, my friend's crazy brother tried to do exactly that.
What I love is when the pastor makes it a question rather than an exhortation: "Will you pray with me?" instead of "Let us pray."
LOL that's going to be my new line for socially inappropriate and/or (dare I say) awkward situations.
As a Sunday School teacher, I am so guilty of saying this on a regular basis. WV: tonymin: a miniature version of Tony Soprano
Love the top ten.
hehehhehehe their feet are bare :)
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