tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post299947604050193830..comments2024-03-15T00:16:07.218-07:00Comments on STUFF CHRISTIAN CULTURE LIKES: #31 Astroglidestephyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10047873385595074389noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-27195312921030938992013-09-10T19:51:25.790-07:002013-09-10T19:51:25.790-07:00Post menopausal ladies need the anointing of olive...Post menopausal ladies need the anointing of olive oil. <br />Signed, Grandpa<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-28795115343833530692013-07-08T04:35:38.179-07:002013-07-08T04:35:38.179-07:00I've just discovered your blog and I'm goi...I've just discovered your blog and I'm going through all of the old posts, some are interesting and some are funny and precise!<br /><br />But lube surely is a useful thing! <br />Some couples just need it because some women just don't produce much on their own and there's nothing you can do about it... <br />And even if you do, it still always helps to have additional lubricant as well :) It's a great invention. Luhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09288455947171356150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-3113527957329181632013-04-22T14:56:05.912-07:002013-04-22T14:56:05.912-07:00The need for Astroglide arises because the men are...The need for Astroglide arises because the men are often circumcised, which means their penises no longer secrete their half of the lubrication for sex. Furthermore, circumcised penises require a longer and more forceful stroke to stimulate the 10% - 50% of nerve endings that remain after that horrendous, barbaric, anti-Christian mutilation.<br /><br />Women don't enjoy sex because their men come to the table with less than their full package.<br /><br />For more information, see sexasnatureintendedit.com, in which I do NOT have a financial interest.Svend la Rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12811571450083317209noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-56157746825985180692011-07-26T08:32:23.460-07:002011-07-26T08:32:23.460-07:00What you do is tell your daughters about this stuf...What you do is tell your daughters about this stuff before they get married. That it is okay to use if you need it. Not at a bridal shower for Gemmeny sake. <br /><br />I think it alludes to the fact that the dudes get it whenever they want it and you had better be ready (!!). <br /><br />ick.buzzalothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07038571867413294939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-41637322910269203402009-10-13T17:35:14.162-07:002009-10-13T17:35:14.162-07:00I had no idea this was a popular Christian shower ...I had no idea this was a popular Christian shower gift when I first read this, but this weekend I was at a wedding, and my friend, who is a conservative married Christian woman, told me she had given the bride a "honeymoon starter kit" with lube in it. I was immediately reminded of this post!<br /><br />Now, I realize that there's nothing wrong with lube, but given the context, especially coming from my particular friend, it implies that sex is a wifely duty to be performed every night regardless of how she feels.Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08236545490365266875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-80683831933350717732009-09-28T17:17:59.104-07:002009-09-28T17:17:59.104-07:00I think the implication with lube being an ... unf...I think the implication with lube being an ... unfortunate ... reality of young Christian brides is that it's possibly because they ARE doing it wrong (of no real fault to either partner). You gotta get in the sexy time mood before going all the way.<br /><br />But, no, there's nothing wrong with using lube as a desire or necessity, it's just sometimes telling in this context.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-2527633413016135002009-09-06T08:40:39.578-07:002009-09-06T08:40:39.578-07:00Steven's mad because he can't turn his wif...Steven's mad because he can't turn his wife on. Haha!ElktoothChainhttp://www.facebook.com/david.kosmaknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-55228899911239332072009-09-04T14:11:14.730-07:002009-09-04T14:11:14.730-07:00EWWWWW YOU SAID SECRETE!!!!EWWWWW YOU SAID SECRETE!!!!stephyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10047873385595074389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-42772142006382686912009-09-04T14:08:56.787-07:002009-09-04T14:08:56.787-07:00I think it's amazing that commentators here th...I think it's amazing that commentators here think lube is entirely useless unless you're excited enough.<br /><br />Forget the fact every woman has a different body, and not all women secrete the same amount of lubricant.<br /><br />No, instead you should mock them and tell them "UR DOING IT RONG! LOL1"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01719030258925548162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-59911728367522108912009-09-01T18:25:01.152-07:002009-09-01T18:25:01.152-07:00What she said....you'd be surprised (or not) a...What she said....you'd be surprised (or not) at how many Christian men lecture their boys about staying away from teh ghey buttseks yet try to get it in their wife's butt every chance they get.City Councilman Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01285044723398270297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-22440164158887557852009-09-01T02:42:03.899-07:002009-09-01T02:42:03.899-07:00My filthy heathen (really! they're practicing ...My filthy heathen (really! they're practicing Wiccans) friends have a big bottle of lube on one of their shelves. It's not astroglide, as that stuff gets sticky when it dries and gets really gross. KY isn't any better in that department. I'm not exactly sure what the bottle is for, but most girls I've known (some in the biblical sense, some simply as friends) have needed lube on one occasion or another.<br /><br />And then it's also quite needed for pegging.Hactarnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-81065566177790146422009-08-13T12:14:53.988-07:002009-08-13T12:14:53.988-07:00o.O
don't judge :P
the pressure to produce...o.O <br /><br />don't judge :P <br /><br />the pressure to produce enough lube on your own "because you're not REALLY turned on unless you don't need it" is just enough pressure to ensure you'll need it.<br /><br />astroglide is good. spit works too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-13446429783928910522009-08-11T22:13:05.814-07:002009-08-11T22:13:05.814-07:00She obviously hadn't read this blog post! Ha!
...She obviously hadn't read this blog post! Ha!<br /><br />I was appalled, as a 16 year old, when my mother told me that she had never really liked sex. I suspect a little Astroglide would have helped.ipsahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01180832647715611790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-81474742237088885662009-06-10T16:56:00.953-07:002009-06-10T16:56:00.953-07:00Last week I was at a shower where a pastor's w...Last week I was at a shower where a pastor's wife (who's been married twelve years) of course gave the bride Astroglide and made the quip "I would have given you MY bottle, but I need it too badly! ha ha!" <br />It's just interesting...and kinda grody.stephyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10047873385595074389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-35829012887045371292009-05-30T11:37:49.561-07:002009-05-30T11:37:49.561-07:00Lube isn't a good substitute for arousal (if that'...Lube isn't a good substitute for arousal (if that's the implication, it's creepy), but plenty of women (including filthy agnostics like me) have trouble producing enough on our own. Lube can enhance perfectly excellent sex. Also, it makes condom failure less likely if one is a godless heathen wishing to prevent procreation.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06525383270971001142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-62769058464743282662009-04-29T13:48:00.000-07:002009-04-29T13:48:00.000-07:00I think the idea is that the wedding night the vir...I think the idea is that the wedding night the virgin might be uncomfortable as her body is figuring sex out. Not that she will continue to want it around.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-68647811945450063302009-02-23T14:00:00.000-08:002009-02-23T14:00:00.000-08:00I had a hardcore Christian friend getting married ...I had a hardcore Christian friend getting married and I wanted to get a rise out of her by giving her some "how to" sex guides/lacy nightie. Too bad my plan went flat when she actually got giddy and excited over them. They love this stuff. Probably because it's the first steps towards feeling human without the guilt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-55730726626239894042009-02-23T13:58:00.000-08:002009-02-23T13:58:00.000-08:00Don't get me wrong - secular or otherwise, this st...Don't get me wrong - secular or otherwise, this stuff is great. But I think they love it cause it's just the perfect amount of "tastefully" naughty. Not to mention after all those years of repression and fear, they probably need it to help get into the moment. ...I won't elaborate on that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-28281144028396214642008-09-26T23:30:00.000-07:002008-09-26T23:30:00.000-07:00yeah, you young little chickies will be laughing l...yeah, you young little chickies will be laughing like hyenas once you hit a certain age. Then you won't be able to get enough of this stuff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-77267364479592991592008-09-06T21:31:00.000-07:002008-09-06T21:31:00.000-07:00I went to a couples shower this spring. One of the...I went to a couples shower this spring. One of the gifts received was...well, I can describe it only as a sex starter kit--condoms, lube (KY Yours and Mine, I think), a book on kama sutra, and another one on various sex positions.shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15530589908213547753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-7184736745248705532008-09-02T21:38:00.000-07:002008-09-02T21:38:00.000-07:00Christians would not have such a need for lubrican...Christians would not have such a need for lubricants if they stopped circumcising boys. It's pretty clear in the NT that it is not necessary and yet it is still so common in America, and DOES have adverse sexual effects.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-10465960456035165502008-08-27T12:11:00.000-07:002008-08-27T12:11:00.000-07:00This is the one post I'm actually kind of encourag...This is the one post I'm actually kind of encouraged by. =) Now I don't feel so bad anymore. Hey, if it's between suicide or astroglide...Shawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02350533245450136053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-85469923062045967662008-08-26T20:21:00.000-07:002008-08-26T20:21:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Karina Sprinklehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14726268679832421434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-91682491414596919112008-08-26T06:27:00.000-07:002008-08-26T06:27:00.000-07:00don't knock it too much until your entire body che...don't knock it too much until your entire body chemistry seems to have inexplicably changed post-pregnancy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-81559525190375334302008-08-25T23:07:00.000-07:002008-08-25T23:07:00.000-07:00I'm a very laid back guy until people start talkin...I'm a very laid back guy until people start talking trash about astroglide. Don't stir up my wrath.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com