tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post8217125275986230357..comments2024-03-27T00:16:13.898-07:00Comments on STUFF CHRISTIAN CULTURE LIKES: #37 Not Masturbatingstephyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10047873385595074389noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-75751874342160512422015-10-08T00:11:44.051-07:002015-10-08T00:11:44.051-07:00tựa hồ có chút lưu luyến không muốn rời vậy.
- Kh...tựa hồ có chút lưu luyến không muốn rời vậy.<br /><br />- Không sai, chẳng lẽ các ngươi lại muốn đi như vậy sao?<br /><br />Nhạc Thành nói, thân ảnh lập tức đi lên phía trước mấy bước nhìn Hắc Ám Thần điện hắc y nam tử nói.<br /><br />Đối với Hắc Ám Thần điện hắc y nam tử, Nhạc Thành đã nổi lên sát ý, có thể đi vào Thuý Phong Cổ Nham, nhất định là Hắc Ám Thần điện tuổi trẻ nổi bật vậy, nếu giết hắc y Thanh niên, Nhạc Thành tin tưởng làm cho Hắc Ám Thần điện cũng không thể chịu nổi.<br /><br />- Nhạc Thành, chẳng lẽ ngươi còn muốn lưu chúng ta lại, ngươi cũng chưa chắc đã có thực lực này.<br /><a href="http://dongtam.info/" rel="nofollow">dongtam</a><br /><a href="http://muleroi.com/" rel="nofollow">mu moi ra hom nay</a><br /><a href="http://nhatroso.net/" rel="nofollow">tim phong tro</a><br /><a href="http://nhatroso.com/" rel="nofollow">http://nhatroso.com/</a><br /><a href="http://chochucson.com/forums/117/" rel="nofollow">nhạc sàn</a><br /><a href="http://tuvanphapluattructuyen.com/" rel="nofollow">tổng đài tư vấn luật</a><br /><a href="http://luatngogia.net/" rel="nofollow">văn phòng luật hà nội</a><br /><a href="http://luatngogia.net/tu-van-luat/" rel="nofollow">tổng đài tư vấn luật</a><br /><a href="http://luatngogia.net/thanh-lap-cong-ty/" rel="nofollow">thành lập công ty trọn gói</a><br /><a href="http://we-cooking.com/" rel="nofollow">http://we-cooking.com/</a><br /><a href="http://tradalela.com/" rel="nofollow">chém gió</a><br /><a href="http://lophoctienganh.org/" rel="nofollow">trung tâm tiếng anh</a><br />Hắc Ám Thần điện hắc y Thanh niên lạnh lùng nhìn Nhạc Thành nói.<br /><br />- Vậy thử xem sao.<br /><br />Nhạc Thành nói, thần sắc thấy lạnh cả người.<br /><br />- Hừ, chẳng lẽ ngươi còn tưởng rằng ta sợ ngươi sao, ta hôm nay cũng muốn nhìn, ngươi rốt cuộc là có bản lãnh gì có thể giết thần điện Hôi Ma ta, ta lúc này cũng cần thay thần điện báo thù.<br /><br />Hắc Ám Thần điện hắc y Thanh niên nói.<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03358429835297842200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-51949873744424323212011-11-07T22:12:28.868-08:002011-11-07T22:12:28.868-08:00"Do you struggle with masturbating?"
No..."Do you struggle with masturbating?"<br /><br />No, it comes fairly naturally.senormediahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01040380992477305061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-36367157283541820572009-10-28T12:17:26.343-07:002009-10-28T12:17:26.343-07:00Growing up with parents in full time ministry, I S...Growing up with parents in full time ministry, I STILL have no idea what to believe about masturbation. I've heard it said that it's bad because it's usually accompanied by lustful fantasies, and that's about the extent of the discussion.<br /><br />But...what if masturbation keeps you from getting it on with your bf/gf? Then wouldn't it be a GOOD thing in "Christian culture?"Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08967320642292127654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-65164625868731250592009-10-19T14:50:08.042-07:002009-10-19T14:50:08.042-07:00Richard, if your prayer was truly sincere, I would...Richard, if your prayer was truly sincere, I wouldn't have just read it. And for someone that is ostensibly opposed to masturbation, you certainly like to gratify yourself on public comment boards.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12884220405021276480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-36934234530776357642009-10-04T18:07:58.647-07:002009-10-04T18:07:58.647-07:00LOL!!! OMG!! You guys are killing me. First I ...LOL!!! OMG!! You guys are killing me. First I read blah, blah, blah...better than wanking, and I almost had a stroke ( read that as having a blood vessel in your brain explode) trying not to laugh so as not to wake up my 6 year old. And then I read these comments and I just can't hold the laughter in.<br /><br />My two cents on this subject and which I also told my 16 year old...It's best to control your self. Don't stare at the beauties cuz that's just frustrating. And if you do the solo deed don't beat your self up over it. If God said nothing about it in the Bible then it's really not worth going into to much emotion over. And that's what Christian Culture feeds on for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and giant bowl right before bed...emotion.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-17205803037524750182009-09-17T12:31:26.183-07:002009-09-17T12:31:26.183-07:00something i will be encountering with my boy very ...something i will be encountering with my boy very soon.( well, actually already, but it doesn't count yet, right?)<br />thank goodness greg did not grow up in christian culture and is hoping to impart a "no big deal" approach.<br />but now i'm scared for youth group...rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16636245201732388861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-8061591850135708902009-09-09T14:56:58.702-07:002009-09-09T14:56:58.702-07:00At the word "whackmasters," I laughed th...At the word "whackmasters," I laughed the hardest I have all day.<br /><br />Then, at "the path of exhaustive married sex that is unspeakably better than wanking," I once again laughed the hardest I have all day.<br /><br />Thank you, stephy.QuakerOatsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-46145602471857492992009-09-09T11:17:27.252-07:002009-09-09T11:17:27.252-07:00It might help to type with both hands also. God he...It might help to type with both hands also. God help us all. Amen.<br />Just kidding. Thank you for praying for me.stephyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10047873385595074389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-43811313643665623912009-09-08T18:13:08.921-07:002009-09-08T18:13:08.921-07:00Yes, Please help us all to check our spellingz- Go...Yes, Please help us all to check our spellingz- God created language, so don't wank it.teleboxnaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08570651070853495045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-59167408265219220092009-09-08T17:07:40.605-07:002009-09-08T17:07:40.605-07:00Be careful not to resist the Grace of God lest a r...Be careful not to resist the Grace of God lest a root of Bitterness springs up ruining many.<br /><br />You have a root of bitterness in you. You point fingers at persons who are trying to figure outhte turht of GOd Yet you mock yourselves more.<br /><br />Dear God give me grace and help me to extend that grace towards others.<br /><br />Grace means undeserved favor nd you are resisting it. <br /><br />You hate Ohters becaseue you hate god adn you hate god becaeu you are full of pride and resentment and that is because you resist the grace God is trying to give you so thast you woudl not be bitter against God. WHo you really hate is your self. <br /><br />Any one can ask God to teach then the truth and if they sincerely sek that truth God will teach it to them. And God teaches the same truth to everyone not a different truth.<br /><br />We are all lost ain we all need hekp. God has provided that help to those who humbly ask and recieve it.<br /><br />The world to day and the way your body functions is not the way god designed it. <br />It is the result of sin and decay since Adam our first ancestor gave this world and all in it to Satan to own and to destroy.<br /><br />Stop hating your parents they tried to do rioght and you re trying to do wrong. <br />You aere trying to accuse others and what you accuse them of being ( hypocrites) you are all the worst of your self.<br /><br />You were preachers kids and it seems it did you no good. <br /><br />Now you asere self righteous in a way far worse than what you accuse Christians of being.<br /><br />It is true many forget the grace of god that saved them. THey soon moev from trusting on that grtace to trustin on their own self righteousness. <br /><br />You have forsaken God and his righteousness which is a free gift to all who recieve it<br /><br />What have you done noble or good while you rant and rave about others who you thinkn kyou are more holy than.<br /><br />Dear God plesae help us all. Amen.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10421083386371668535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-69444146918400527712009-09-02T18:33:42.576-07:002009-09-02T18:33:42.576-07:00"I can still remember the first issue of Play..."I can still remember the first issue of Playboy I found in the ditch behind my house. Little did I know this encounter would one day lead me down a path of exhaustive married sex that is unspeakably better than wanking."<br /><br />Heck yeah! I'm a Christian girl, in my late 20's (who HAS kissed before marriage, but is waiting for sex) and I totally agree! My boyfriend (who is a youth pastor, by the way - he only fits a few of the cliche's in your other post) talk about this paranoia all the time. Sex is gonna be great - and "unspeakably better than wanking" Oh - and I don't wear crocks, polos, or have VPL's. ;-)<br /><br />LOVE your observations in this blog. People, especially some Christians, need to loosen up and be able to laugh at themselves more. (Or maybe they're so stiff 'cause they NEVER touch themselves - or each other) ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-58429536860091436002009-09-02T08:21:00.056-07:002009-09-02T08:21:00.056-07:00I don't think there needs to be a point to thi...I don't think there needs to be a point to this blog, other than it's just funny. There's no reason to take it so seriously. We all know that every individual has her own story, beliefs. <br /><br />Stephy, your stories/interests/thoughts are so similar to mine! I went to christian conventions and mission trips, I had my high school teachers talk to my class about their own struggles with masterbation. It's nuts!<br /><br />What I wonder is, do Christians know that females also masterbate yet?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-26926950958043298692009-06-23T23:54:18.369-07:002009-06-23T23:54:18.369-07:00In my youth group we definately had a "challe...In my youth group we definately had a "challenge" almost like people in AA get their one day chip and so on... it was like the competition on seinfeld.... I noticed we discussed the occurrence of wet dreams frequently as we went through the competition. <br /><br />So would the church tell me it is a sin if my unconscious sleeping mind thinks of naughty things and I wake up to wet sheets every weel or so... I would rather rub one out, ask for forgiveness and keep my sheets and boxer shorts relatively clean. Maybe that's just me though.<br /><br />It was ceertainnly a wonderful exercise in self control and conquering the needs of the body though... I'm pretty sure if you can hold out for a month as a teenager in the midst of the hormone explosion you can will your body to levitation and quite possibly Jedi knight-esque powers.OJnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-74381928170779675702009-06-22T16:00:04.302-07:002009-06-22T16:00:04.302-07:00this is strange. i sort of feel like maybe i miss...this is strange. i sort of feel like maybe i missed this one growing up- our youth pastor always said that masturbating was fine as long as you weren't using a dead hooker's body. anyone?ben parsonshttp://www.grapesofrad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-65918935549247739352009-06-22T11:28:35.699-07:002009-06-22T11:28:35.699-07:00Saul, you win for the best comment I've ever g...Saul, you win for the best comment I've ever gotten! Not that there was a contest.<br />xoxostephyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10047873385595074389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-69223844073831898252009-06-22T11:25:44.132-07:002009-06-22T11:25:44.132-07:00Masturbation is a sin and so is reading this blog....Masturbation is a sin and so is reading this blog. But both are fun and sometimes I do them at the same time!<br /><br />Saul Menowitz<br /><br />P.S. - be a Jew. No guilt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-60275291108858485822009-06-17T11:55:57.298-07:002009-06-17T11:55:57.298-07:00Skimming through your amusing blog and noticed tha...Skimming through your amusing blog and noticed that most posts get actual discussion & some debate - yet most of the comments on this thread still avoid the issue!<br /><br />This amuses me greatly.<br /><br />People still can't talk about masturbation!<br /><br />I grew up in a lot of this stuff, and the whole 'masturbation accountability' thing was particularly stressing for a young guy.<br /><br />And pointless I might add. Talk about layering extra guilt upon kids that really don't need anything else to worry about.<br /><br />I can't come at this from a biblical angle anymore - in my youth we would debate things like this for entirely too long - but these days I'm post-religion so whatever I might say wouldn't be informed in that manner. But you can guess what my opinion on the whole thing is :).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-4139984414441579822008-11-18T17:05:00.000-08:002008-11-18T17:05:00.000-08:00"...exhaustive married sex that is unspeakably bet..."...exhaustive married sex that is unspeakably better than wanking." \<BR/><BR/>This might be your best line.stanfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07591716618038804118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-50873411139239265162008-11-07T08:53:00.000-08:002008-11-07T08:53:00.000-08:00David - that is good. My heart goes out to gay Chr...David - that is good. My heart goes out to gay Christians. And even more so to any gay person, Christian or not, living in the bible belt.stephyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10047873385595074389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-28091127357512752632008-11-07T08:12:00.000-08:002008-11-07T08:12:00.000-08:00Heh...when one hears a rude, idiotic question like...Heh...when one hears a rude, idiotic question like <I>"Do you struggle with masturbating?"</I> it reminds me of a come-back I heard from a gay friend once.<BR/><BR/>When said friend was asked by a snarky Christian conservative if he was a "practicing homosexual," he responded that no, he'd been doing it for quite a while, and was pretty good at it now :DDavidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10124314924693077453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-75131840866527808632008-09-24T01:44:00.000-07:002008-09-24T01:44:00.000-07:00Having read this post on masturbation; I then comp...Having read this post on masturbation; I then completely misread the title of the book on <A HREF="http://www.stuffchristianculturelikes.com/2008/08/25-asking-someone-hows-your-walk-with.html" REL="nofollow">this page</A>...Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00268957254008886880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-29437707709761449692008-09-11T07:19:00.000-07:002008-09-11T07:19:00.000-07:00I love this bolg. It is right on. Keep up the go...I love this bolg. It is right on. Keep up the good work. These are all things that need a little light shone on them. Those of us searching out Jesus need to be shaken up evey now and then. We get in ruts and start to worship our methods instead of the one we are seeking. It is human weakness. Thanks for doing this with grace. And by the way Junior year Tomball Bible Church I had the talk. The Big M.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-21226205246562736482008-09-08T00:14:00.000-07:002008-09-08T00:14:00.000-07:00Stephy, I was reading the post, and thinking "God...Stephy,<BR/><BR/> I was reading the post, and thinking "God, this sounds a lot like Stephanie Drury's take on a certain ... group that used to meet at Grace Seattle". This was a couple days ago. Today I came back to the post to read the comments and ... lo and behold--it's you! Hooray! =)<BR/><BR/> the whole blog is fracking hilarious and brilliant. Thank you for writing. I want to write a guest post for you some time. =)Benjamin Adyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03325520894212279303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-4824518641840444212008-09-05T06:46:00.000-07:002008-09-05T06:46:00.000-07:00Just had to say thank you for all the laughs this ...Just had to say thank you for all the laughs this blog is giving me. It's so funny how right on everything is! It has me rolling :)Carriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07848003290466576619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7776387418775994830.post-88948788089969371192008-09-04T11:46:00.000-07:002008-09-04T11:46:00.000-07:00I'm getting tired of all these other frickin' Robe...I'm getting tired of all these other frickin' Roberts dirtying my good name. Henceforth, no one shall post with the name Robert except me. Additionally, I reserve all variations of Robert and all combinations with various and sundry surnames for my own use.<BR/><BR/>Very Truly Yours,<BR/>Robert BlackettAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com